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New: Anti cell radiation facial spray!

By David | March 20, 2007

Clarins_e3pNow that’s called marketing! Want to protect your skin from your cellphone’s electromagnetic waves, and indoor AND outdoor pollution? Just spray your face with Clarins‘ (a leading French cosmetics company) new Expertise 3P compound and off you go!

The product description cautiously avoids mentioning cellphone radiation protection, but I’m sure cosmetics advisers in shopping malls will do a great job at mentioning this particular feature.

I am eagerly anticipating the LCD light tanning lotion that enables you to tan when sitting in front of your computer’s screen :-) .

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One Response to “New: Anti cell radiation facial spray!”

  1. Frank Says:
    March 20th, 2007 at 10:03 am

    I’ll be getting it as soon as it’s out. Pure bliss.

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